Vegas Commandments

1.  This is the land of Vegas.  What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

2.  Though shall not wife a Vegas bitch.

3.  Though shall not spend an excessive amount of time with the first bitch he meets in Vegas if there is no sign of sex.

4.  Though shall fuck at least one bitch in Vegas (hookers don't count!)

5.  Though shall not even think about using gay excuses (pretending to be sick or tired) to try to get out of going out and getting bitches in Vegas.

6.  Though shall not depend on thy neighbor to get bitches in Vegas

7.  Though shall not lie about kissing, fucking or any other bitch getting activities in Vegas.  Any fishy stories will be investigated immediately and you will be judged within hours.

8.  Though shall not covet's thy neighbor's bitch in Vegas (unless there a sure shot at a threesome).

9.  Though shall walk into every casino in Vegas and get a $1 chip

10. Though shall not be a kike about buying bottles in the clubs while in Vegas

11. Thou shall not front on fucking a fat bitch when your boy hands that pussy to you on a platter.

12. Thou shall not lie about kissing a girl on the strip b/c no one will believe you (even if there's video proof).

Written by Brian Churchill